OK. So I've been delinquent for a few months. I've been dealing with what is known as my real life. So these past few months have been crazy. There's a lot to catch up on. I mean the past 5 months have been ripe with Pornography , sex and scandal. You gotta love it.. First I'm from NY and the biggest Scandal hit us in March..
The governor of NY was busted for hiring a whore..well shit..this is the reason why I didn't want to get into politics..shit if I can't pay for my own pussy I don't want to be in public office..I mean shit at least the bitch was fine. Not only that..she was offered million dollars possibilities just to do new shit..star in porn, be in girls gone wild..The sex industry is the only industry where you can be sucking or fucking someone famous and become infamous yourself.He lost his title but she gained more popularity. You gotta love porn though because a few months later...There's a porno spoof..Thanks Eliot..you even had the right name SPITZER..cause she swallowed..
Yes by now that joke is older than dirt. But it's still funny. His only problem was not that he was paying for sex..But that he got caught..Damn we know the republicans do it all the time..and they keep their shit under wraps. Then we get a our first Black Govenor because of this situation. Guess what..he wasn't paying for sex..But he was having multiple affairs..needless to say..He was a Whore himself..But he came forward with it. Shit he figured..I'm a nigga they'll crucify me if I don't open my mouth early. So open his mouth he did. He kept doing so..shit I think me and Paterson probably fucked the same broads he was boasting about his affairs so much.
Recently we've got an Athlete and the Material girl "Possibly running around and fucking each other"...I mean I'm sure it's not the first time Madonna had A-ROD up in
her..Doesn't matter much..I mean shit these are celebrities we're talking about. Why should we be surprised that they show infidelity. The only difference between them and us is that the spotlight is on them more and the consequences are bigger. Oh and last but not least..let's not forget Christie Brinkley's Porn wielding husband during the divorce proceedings...look why the fuck do I care if he was wacking off to someone titties..What makes him any different from anyone else..oh and he had a mistress as well that was young and nubile. 
So how should we celebrate this FOURTH PLAY of July. I'll tell you how..forget all the bullshit you see on the news about what other people
are doing..forget who they're fucking if they ain't fucking you..just focus on getting your own fuck on. I'll promise you one thing I'll work on coming back more..I'm still dealing with my real life..But if you want to see who I'm fucking then you make sure you drop by http://www.lilfreakinu.com and enjoy all my affairs..and yes..I had to pay some of them..but let me tell you..It was well worth it..lol.. Enjoy the fireworks and and Have a great Fourth of July !!!! 
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Make the RITE choice, gorgeous. Meet me in Heaven, girl, where I shall kiss your wonderful, adorable feet for ‘aperitif’ (like an ‘appetizer’ for what’s come’n). This earth is just passing away, as our age shows: born one day, croak 88ish years later. What we do in this finite existence? Determines how our Divine Judgment goes, whether we achieve Heaven. If we make Heaven? Kick-some-ass. I’ll be having a BIG-ol, woohoo, party-hardy, too, celebrating our resurrection for eons and eons, fulla nekk’n and luvin, drinkin and dancing and nekk’dness - clothes will be optional. Wanna come? You’re most invited, babe --- The difficult part of our journey toward the Light? Ready or not, we ALL must succumb to death sometime somewhere someday. Pray for me, k? I pray for you everyday. Lemme express how much I love you in Heaven.
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